Dear Puppy Milton,
Boy oh boy do I have some exciting news to share with you today!!!
Oh my my my my, you are NOT going to believe this one...
I heard. (giggles) I'm so shy.
I heard through the grapevine...THAT...
Are you readyyy?
I heard that mommy is bringing over a boy cavalier for us to play with!!!
He might even be allowed to sleep over for the entire week!!! Oh-My-God
Siiiigh. This is too much for my little cavalier heart to handle.
This is NOT just any random boy dog, do you understand that dear Puppy Milton?
Apparently he has long, dark, luscious black hair.
He’s a tricolour.
He's tall, athletic, and has the most mysterious eyes
His name is Romeo. Yes. Romeo, like the great Shakesperian lover.
It's so perfect.
I think he might even be a poet!!
O Romeo, Romeo where are thou Romeo.
OK listen to me carefully dear puppy Milton.
I'm going to need you to be on your BEST behavior in the upcoming days OK??
You know I don't ask much from you and
I really do let you get away with alot of things.
But for the sake of your beloved older sister
PLEASE please... PLEASE do NOT embarass me in the upcoming days ok?!!
I need you to subtlely let Romeo know how sweet and delicate I am as a girl.
How caring, gentle and lady like I am.
I'm a charming queen and Romeo needs to know this.
By all means, don't you ever DARE mention that I frequently fart after eating my suppers.
I don't fart. I don't burp. I don't stink, I don't any of that OK??
Romeo doesn’t look like a homeless, unlike our step sisters.
He’s fancy. He has a giant luxury memory foam bed.
It’s a special edition navy collection.
And I heard he’s a vegetarian, too! Such a hipster.
We have to be nice to Romeo and make him feel welcome. Let’s not steal his food nor his bed. Ok? Dear Puppy Milton?
Or else, he may never come here again. And I certainly wouldn’t want that.
Let’s share our toys and our food with him. I’m even gonna give him a matching hoodie, so he feels like he’s part of our pack.
Siiiigh. This is so exciting. I feel like he’s going to be love of my life. Oh Romeo, oh so charming.
Oh wait. Is that drool? Is he drooling? K never mind.
Boys are gross. (laughs) Forget everything I said, Dear Puppy Milton. Yuck.